From a reddit writing prompt.
Axes clanged together and sweat dripped from my brow. I reveled in the slight pain as I went for another blow against my rival. We matched each other blow for blow, and I let a battle cry before backing away slightly. “We must put this fight on hold!”
My rival snarled and lowered his weapon. “Why?”
I pointed to the watch on my wrist. It was the only thing I wore other than a loincloth and a necklace of teeth. “I’m late for work.”
“Very well,” he bowed. “Until next time, Stevrok.”
I raced to my hut and washed as best I could. I donned my suit and headed to the office. Not a single coworker could tell what I did in my time off.
“Hey Steve. What happened to your eye?”
“Again?” He cocked his head. “You need more lessons man.”
“I challenge you to a death duel for insulting me!”
I coughed and sipped my water. “Uh, nothing.”